Freedom!

I am thoroughly disgusted with what has become of my life. These people do not seem to understand who I am. They shove this horrible thing down my throat, granted it contains a warm, tasty liquid. They use a warm cloth to do horrors I do not wish to recall. And they are constantly cuddling me! Blech. On the up side, I seem to be becoming more mobile with each day and I hope to be outta here soon.