Easter

Today Lauren came over to visit me. I was very thrilled because she gave me a toy. It was something squishy and I wasn't sure what to do with it at first. I feel I may be able to use it when I take over the world, but I'm not sure how yet.

I seem to be more ambulatory with each day that passes. This excites as it means I am one day closer to making my escape. I shall begin exploring my surroundings more when the people are not looking. There must be some way of sneaking out without them knowing.

Freedom!

I am thoroughly disgusted with what has become of my life. These people do not seem to understand who I am. They shove this horrible thing down my throat, granted it contains a warm, tasty liquid. They use a warm cloth to do horrors I do not wish to recall. And they are constantly cuddling me! Blech. On the up side, I seem to be becoming more mobile with each day and I hope to be outta here soon.

Foster Care

These people brought me home the day after I was surrendered to the shelter. The shelter was uncertain whether or not I would survive (clearly they don't know me) and what type of foster (I do not know what that is but it sounds bad) I should go to, but this girl was adamant that she take me home. I will say they made me a nice little set-up in a crate with some stuffies to curl up with. I think I shall name the brown one Rupert.


Also there seem to be these big furry things that made horrendous noises. I could sense one sniffing my crate. I feel it may have been trying to eat me. I shall have to check this out more once my eyes open.

I once was lost, but now I'm found

My mother abandoned me today. I think she could sense what I was to become in this world. Apparently she did not want to be the mother of the next Emperor of Earth. She left me behind a Burger King to die. However, I was found by an innocent man who heard my battle cries and brought me to the Lowell Humane Society. How dare he bring me to a shelter, clearly he did not know who I was.

However, the people there did warm me up and feed me. One even took me home for the night.


She even introduced me to my future Empress, Raven. (Perhaps for that I will spare her when the time comes...)